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It's Father's Day: Kudos to the creative dad jokes that once made us wonder

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Kid you not, it's Father's Day! And what better way to celebrate the occasion with a fun day of corny dad jokes? 

Here are some of our favorites to brighten up your Sonday:


  • Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.


  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.


  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!


  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!


  • Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.


  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.


  • Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.


  • Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish.


  • What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!


  • What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.


  • Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.


  • What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.


  • Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.


  • Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!


  • Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.


  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!


  • What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.


  • How do you organize a space party? You planet.



Kudos to the creativity that once made us wonder. Hope you got a good laugh.

In the meantime, don't forget to share some with the community below too!





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