Trendingger Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Kid you not, it's Father's Day! And what better way to celebrate the occasion with a fun day of corny dad jokes? Here are some of our favorites to brighten up your Sonday: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. How do you organize a space party? You planet. Kudos to the creativity that once made us wonder. Hope you got a good laugh. In the meantime, don't forget to share some with the community below too! Image: Yuliia Kaveshnikova | Dreamstime.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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