It's Father's Day: Kudos to the creative dad jokes that once made us wonder

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Kid you not, it's Father's Day! And what better way to celebrate the occasion with a fun day of corny dad jokes? 

Here are some of our favorites to brighten up your Sonday:

 

• Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

 

• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

 

• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

 

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

 

• Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

 

• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

 

• Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

 

• Why don't some fish play piano? Because you can't tuna fish.

 

• What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!

 

• What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.

 

• Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

 

• What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

 

• Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.

 

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

• Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

 

• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

 

• What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.

 

• How do you organize a space party? You planet.

 

 

Kudos to the creativity that once made us wonder. Hope you got a good laugh.

In the meantime, don't forget to share some with the community below too!

 

 

 

 

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